February 2011
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“Have you ever had sex with a pharoah
I put the pussy in a sarcophagus”
– Kanye west (via fuckyeahladyrat)
zakmcgrath:
Ok someone deffinetly said something good about my...
THANK YOU, whoever you are :)
January 2011
Well there is school tomorrow which blows, and its almost 2. I think I should sleep considering I hate getting up early and I finally wanna dress nice tomorrow and not look like a bum. Plus my laptops loosing battery :’(
Go0o0odnight <3 :)
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Handwriting Challenge →
hippoclit:
lovejen:
prinky:
Day 1- hand write your full name. Day 2- hand write your tumblr url. Day 3- hand write your tumblr headline. Day 4- hand write your favorite quote. Day 5- hand write your bestfriends name. Day 6- hand write your crushes name. Day 7- hand write your three favourite songs of all time. Day 8- hand write whatever you want with a black pen in capitals. Day 9- hand write...
abcdefgabby:
annerican-deactivated20110220 asked: So I read your about me section and you sound EXACTLY like me! O:
WHO ARE YOUUUU!?!
:D
WHO ARE YOUUUU!?!
:D
Me during my menstrual cycle.
annerican:
Once I finish my period:
During my fertile days:
The days in between the fertility stage and the upcoming period:
A week before my period starts:
A couple of days before my period:
My period doesn’t start:
Me waiting for my period:
Period comes in for a surprise visit:
Period brings along a friend; Ms. Cramps:
Me having to deal with Ms. Cramps:
Period and...
When my sister came home with ice cream
I actually found something funny on facebook
Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it’s too long. Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, you won’t get it
Losing your parents while shopping
staytruetoyou-:
at 6 years old:
now:
Damnit, my mom was right
White castle may taste good in moment of it all, but it fucks with your stomach.
Feeling reallllly gassssy ;]
youngandriddikulus:
br0hammad:dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
Do you smile in any of your pictures or is it just...
iexcuseyourvagina:
Because it’s really not attractive
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A hero of war, is that what they see?
Just medals and scars, so damn proud of me.
When I realize that I don't mean as much to...
Listen
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“Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years...”
– The Notebook (via anthonyyyy)
